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Who invented the blow job?
Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick”
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friend:
what did you do yesterday?
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me in my head:
Well, I stayed up late reading smutty gay romance between Steve Rogers aka Captain America and Tony Stark aka Iron Man and I totally ship them they are super husbands your argument is invalid. also there was some fan art, and one had Tony with a hickey it was wonderful.
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me out loud:
not much. what about you?
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Nick Fury talking to Loki:
Well, let me know if "real power" needs a magazine or something.
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Some chick behind me:
Let ME know if "Real Power" needs a blowjob or something...
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mishaphilia:
I adore how Avengers are bringing all the fandoms together
it’s like
fandoms
assemble
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Obama:
I like Coke
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Fox News:
Obama Declares War on Pepsi
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